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This is NOT the place to try to sell your goods or services or to request that we either opt-into or opt-out of a mailing list of any kind. The email address contained within this page is for the sole use of WebGuy customers or potential customers to inquire about WebGuy provided services and other related requests of WebGuy to provide products and or services.

Here's the deal. You steal from me by spamming this email address and I steal from you, your spam message, your web site, any digital asset that may belong to you at the time of your spamming is hereby and forever licensed for my use in any way I see fit including, but not limited to, my use of your digital assets in my documentary about spam: SLAPPSUIT. Don't want to grant me unlimited duplication and distribution rights to your digital assets? No problem. Just don't spam me.

Once you've spammed the address "" the unconditional rights bestowed to WebGuy to use your digital assets any way that he sees fit cannot be revoked from WebGuy unless the spammer apologizes in a sincere and honest manner the very first time he is asked.